Kate Moss has been guilty of crimes against music before, this time though, the claims go distinctly less metaphorical.
While staying in a hotel with her boyfriend and front-man of The Kills Jamie Hince, the two of them got into an argument which resulted in her throwing his bag into a nearby swimming pool.
Hince was clearly impressed by her maturity, until he realised that the bag contained his laptop computer, which carried on it the only existing copies of six brand new songs by his band.
Hince did his best impression of David Curuso's career, but he was unable to rescue the bag before the computer was toast. A source told The Daily Mirror: “Jamie was absolutely livid and kept yelling, ‘Why would you do such a fucking stupid thing?! You’re acting like a fishwife!”
The source went on to say "After much grovelling from Kate, they kissed and made up – and even saw the funny side of it. Kate’s buying him a new computer.”
Let's hope that Alison Mosshart feels the same way, actually, no, let's not. Let's hope she stabs Moss sixty-seven times in a white-hot rage and then burns her remains with a pink and yellow Spongebob Squarepants lighter.